Do Not Get That Twisted

I have devised an ingenious devise to reduce the noise made while peeing. If you are someone who gets embarrassed when others hear you tinkle, try out my new “Pee Silencer.”

Directions

• Tear off 4 to 6 sheets of toilet paper from the roll
• Hold paper in front of your pee shooter
• Aim pee stream at strand of toilet paper (at least 1 sheet down from your hand)
• When finished place toilet paper in bowl cover with seat lid and flush

This will also work for females with some modification to the instructions.

ADDED BONUS: Reduces splatter radius for sloppy potty boys